What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 02:02

So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
What is your favourite colour and why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Just Forget it!
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?